Duck

I was working hard in my office this morning.

I heard a rustling sound from the other room.

I ignored it, assuming it was the wind.

And then I heard, thwap, thwap, thwap...

I stood up and went to investigate.

Big DUCK.

Hmmm, not sure how it got inside, as all of the doors are closed, but okay, I have a duck in my office..... AHHHHH, I have a duck in my office!

I RAN outside, hopped on the golfcart, rushed to the archery range, let my dad know we had a duck emergency on our hands and we zoomed back to the office. He safely guided the duck to the side door.

Duck emergency over.