Rhyming

My brother loves getting mail and whenever he orders something, he get so excited. He just ordered a trap-bar, which came in a 6 foot long box. Unfortunately for him, he wasn't home when it arrived. Instead of just bringing it inside and leaving it for him, I decided to hide it, write clues and make him find it.

The Tale of the Trap-Bar

He put in his order, then eagerly tracked,
Awaiting the trap bar, so he could get jacked.

Alas the arrival, was on a day,
When the D-Train would be, oh so far away.

And so he asked, his sis to watch for,
The package to arrive, at the front door.

“Suck my balls” she responded, for what else would she say?
Sisters are sometimes douche-y that way.

“Okay fine, I will help you,” she finally relented,
“But only if you play the game I’ve invented.”

“I’m hiding your package and making up rhymes…
You’ll entertain me, in exchange for my time.”

And so darling D-Train, here’s what you must do,
Go round the house, and follow the clues.

Once all have been solved, the trap bar you’ll find,
Use your bravery and strength and also your mind.

Lewis, Clark, Sacajawea, Magellan,
Joining that list, there’s really no telling,

The adventures ahead, surely you’re thrilled to start,
The wonders and such that you’re about to take part.

Good luck and god speed, time to begin your chase,
Clue number one, you’ll find in this place:

1-
This is a place with walls that are bright,
A tv, a hammock, a wii and some lights.
Look to each of these things, for they will give you,
Guidance for you to find the next clue.

2-
No phones are allowed, for they would distract,
It’s juiceheads who rule here, and that is a fact.
Soon this is the place the trap bar will be
Go there to find, clue number three.
3-
Clue number four, is what you seek,
Go to this place, where there is still a leak
This is a room, you use to poo,
There are two in this house, but only one with a clue.

4-
You’re getting so close, I’m sure you’re excited,
This is a place, you’re rarely sighted.
Up a staircase and down a narrow hall,
Pay attention to the pictures that hang on the wall.

5-
Patience dear friend, you’ll find what you seek,
Go to this place, where guests go to sleep.
Dig through the piles of socks, pants and such,
Finally you’re new trap bar, you’ll be able to touch.


Congratulations brave soul,
Despite being a pawn,
You’ve been a good sport,
Enjoy getting your swoll on!